overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

(Source: moltres, via stay-ocean-minded)

i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

(Source: shotacuffs, via adventuresinslumberland)

Blab: Three secrets I'm keeping.
Mwah: Three people I'd like to kiss.
Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive.
Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive
Pastime: Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered.
Doing: Three habits that I have.
Psst: Three things that I've always wanted to tell you.
Shh: Three things I wouldn't wan't my parents to know
Dream: Three wishes I have.
Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.