Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 






what if giraffes lived underwater


what a majestic creature

It would explain nesie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.


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you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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Dump Starbucks?



There is SERIOUSLY a “Dump Starbucks” campaign because the company supports marriage equality. Do you know who else supports marriage equality?

  • Apple
  • Microsoft
  • IBM
  • Google
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Tumblr
  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Ford
  • AT&T
  • Sprint
  • Coca-Cola
  • Pepsi
  • Kraft Foods
  • Nabisco
  • Amazon
  • eBay
  • Morgan Stanley
  • Liberty Mutual
  • Wells Fargo
  • Bank of America
  • Blue Cross Blue Shield
  • Nationwide
  • Allstate
  • State Farm
  • Viacom
  • General Motors
  • UPS

Like, okay homophobes: CHALLENGE PROPOSED.

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Now on your restaurant bill: Obamacare fee

I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.

Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.

No lie. 

You’re willing to pay 2.50 for an iced tea and 6.50 for a hot dog and yet you bitch about .20 going to give employees health coverage? Get outta my face.


wake up open the curtains


take a shower then dry my hair


come down stairs ready for breakfast


greet the mailman


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Alright, here’s something funny. These boys in my hall went outside in their undies to take some photos in the snow. Funny, right? They’re trying to get attention and it’s hilarious. Us ladies choose to do the same, we are wearing more clothing, and are doing the exact same poses. We are wearing as much clothing as is acceptable at the pool or the beach, at the gym, etc.  There is a serious double standard here— us girls have gotten responses like:
"What’s the point of being half naked?""*ahem* sluts *ahem*""What’s wrong with you females?"
Or worse, what my mother said. Her initial shock was apparently because she thought I was in my underwear, but when I told her I was in a swimsuit, she was suddenly happy I was having fun in college. The idea here is that we are doing the same thing. When arguing this point with one of my hallmates, he said “But men’s bodies aren’t built the same, you don’t see girls getting pumped up over a topless guy, but how many guys do you think are gonna get all crazy over a topless girl?” Seriously? Really? Women don’t need to dress in order to avoid a reaction from men. You’re mad because you can’t control yourself? Men can pose in their undies in the snow without an issue because women aren’t going to go wild over it? Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours.
The double standards are killin’ me.

"Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours." Is literally one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard. Thank you.