I love boobs. Big boobs, small boobs, boobs with small areolas, boobs with big areolas, perky boobs, non perky boobs, boobs with a lil hair on them, boobs with no hair, boobs with big nips, boobs with small nips…just boobs. I love boobs.
fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine
I’m here, I’m queer, and I’m severely underrepresented in all main forms of media
So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better